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The KB Emergency Dreadlock Removal Kit includes the following: Knotty Boy Dreadlock Removal Shampoo , made with delicious smelling White Grapefruit, Hempseed Oil and other powerful (yet gentle) ingredients, helps to remove dreadlocks by breaking down and blowing out normally non-water-soluble dread waxes from each strand of hair, and washing it away with other dirt and buildup - thereby cleaning and freeing up your dreads for the detangling process. Knotty Boy Dreadlock Damage Control Deep-Conditioner contains Prickly Pear and Hempseed Oil that help to finish breaking down and removing any wax that might be left over from shampooing and then works to smooth out your hair's cuticle, soften and loosen the tangles for removal, and restore your locks to their old selves again! And they both come together in a tres spiffy container for only $25 freakin' dollars! Hooty hoo! |
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Who can use the Knotty Boy Dreadlock Emergency Removal Kit? Well, anyone who's ever been impulsive, to start with! (Don't we wish they had this type of thing for more than just a hairstyle. *blush*) You see, over the past five years we've received literally countless emails like the following from poor, stressed-out dreadies: "My parents are freakin' out about the dreads and are demanding I take them out. What can I do?" "I've put my dreads in using [insert name of food substance or inferior dreadlock product], but now I'm not sure about the whole thing. How can I take them out?" "My dreads suck. I want to take them out and re-dread. How can I do this?" "I slept with Silly Putty in my dreads/Gum fell off the headboard where I stuck it and it fell in my dreads, and I can't get it out! Help!" Yes, we hear it all. There are many, many reasons why people have to take out their dreads within a couple days, weeks, months or years of having them. Knotty Boy is not about to be down on those who have to drop out of the dread game, whatever the reason, and now, finally, we can help make the removal process easier! Knotty Boy Emergency Dreadlock Removal Kit works best at removing dreadlocks in which you have used wax-based products, and on dreads have been started within the past six months. If you've locked up your hair thinking they were going to be great, and suddenly you discover - jumping jeepers, they are SO not! What, oh what, was I thinking?? - this kit is going to be your absolute life-saver. (*Note: Kit also wonderful life-saver for victims of threatened expulsion from house, school, or sports team, or excommunication from church.) For those of you with mile-long, two-inch thick, solid dreads, the removal process will require a lot more effort , but this shampoo and conditioner will most definitely help make them softer, deep-clean out the years of life, love and lint, and effectively assist in detangling them so you can slowly and carefully pick out all those years of hard work and patience. (cue strings) * Gasp! Mah stars, ah cain't imagine what it would be like to have normal, boring, common hair again!!... (orchestra swells) ... Yet, ah feel strangely ex-HILarated at the very thought. (crescendo with many cymbals crashing and timpani's timping) Oh,'tis almost SIN to think about gittin' rid of mah precious locks, but ah do believe ah must!! Boohoo! * OK, Scarlet O'Hara - if this is you, seriously, try the Kit before you chop. It may be well worth it. *Ahem.* To continue, Knotty Boy obviously cannot guarantee this product will result in damage-free hair after dread-removal because, as every dready knows, the dreadlocking process itself is pretty hard on your hair, and dreads, for all intents and purposes, are a permanent hairstyle. However, the Dreadlock Removal Kit is a blessed get-out-of-jail-free card if you just can't bear the thought of having to cut those rascals off and starting allll over again with nothing but stubble-head. Any damaged hair that you may end up with, sans dreads, will be easily minimized by getting a good trim, and using the deep-conditioner for continued hair repair. Also, we must warn that just because we now have this magic removal kit, we still do not encourage individuals without dreads to use Knotty Boy Dread Wax to achieve temporary 'dreads'. Knotty Boy Dread Wax is a very heavy-duty dreading wax designed to accelerate the permanent dreadlocking process, so if you don't plan on keeping your dreads and want easier removal of temporary ones, try using our fantastic-smelling Lock Steady Dreadlock Tropical Tightening Gel instead, which is a wash-out formula, or some other light hair gel instead of the wax. But the Knotty Boy Dreadlock Emergency Removal Kit is the just ticket if you've given real dreads a real shot and they just aren't working out the way you hoped, or if someone else is breathing down your neck to take them out, OR ELSE. And finally, why is this new product the greatest thing since Squeeze Cheeze tm ? It's simple, really, cuz Squeeze Cheeze makes you throw up and the Dreadlock Removal Kit doesn't! Oh, and it's also the greatest for all those low-flying missiles of apprehension you may feel about getting dreads, or others may feel ABOUT you getting dreads. Let nervous parents, spouses and others who won't even give dreadlocks a gumball's chance for chewing know, YES! You can take them out if they hate them, without having to cut off all your fabulous, wonderful hair. Now, come on, what else can you say THAT about? You've seen it first, kids. Knotty Boy has taken the dread out of getting dreads. |
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Yes, you heard right! This means now you can have dreadlocks, and REMOVE them without having to cut your hair off, and without excessive pain or damage!!