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HOOTIE-HOO! Happy birthday to Knotty Boy!! Who can believe that we are finally lucky number SEVEN, just like on the Knotty Boy’s t-shirt! No one here except those of us who are still stamping our feet and acting like it… hey, who really wants to grow up anyway. What a ride it’s been, and dang, seven years is a LONG time when you think about it. For some of us, this Knotty Boy thing has been the only career we’ve had in our young lives (check About Us page to meet us!)– but a very fine one, indeed, we must say. A big, huge, wonderful thank you from the bottoms of our Knotty little hearts for making this whole journey so exciting for us, and for all the positive feedback that keeps us fighting for the dreadful cause and for the empowerment of the world, “one head at a time”
! We love you guys so much! *tweet!*

 

Alrighty, let’s get this party started!
First of all, adding to the environmental cache of Knotty Boy and even MORE exciting then seventh birthdays if you can believe that is this new scheme we’ve hatched. The info’s all written up for the website already, so here’s a sneak peak right here in your mailbox…

 

OK, we’re so excited about this we might have to go to the hospital. Seriously. And you might have to, too. So let’s just get it over with then.

We have currently embarked upon a fund-raising adventure whereby we are combining one good thing we were already doing – child sponsorship in under-developed countries – with a NEW good thing – making eco-friendly packaging an option for customers!! All good things. (But NOT the Martha Stewart kinda ‘Good Things’ That Suddenly Turn into Bad Things and Now I’m in Jail kinda things.)

Never mind. Here’s how it works:

Long awaited environmentally-friendly packaging has finally made it into our lives here at Knotty Boy, and about blooody time! So now, for $1 extra, you can choose to have your order packed in biodegradable peanuts made out of corn starch that dissolve in water, just like the Wicked Witch of the West. It’s literally worth the $1 just to see packing material fizzle up and go down your sink!

BUT not only that… when you choose this option, $.50 of that $1 will go directly toward sponsoring a new child!

We already sponsor six little ones from all over the world, and we continue to support them year after year with the proceeds from each order you normally place with us. However, we would like to do more, and you can help!

By choosing this option, not only are you helping us get closer to sponsoring a new child that desperately needs financial support, but you are also doing the environment a huge favor by choosing a better packing material for your order. Exciting, no? We’re still in the developing stages of this, but soon we hope to have a Sponsorship-O-Meter of some kind up to show you how close we’re getting to our goal, and more info about the whole thing for you to read. But for now, you can tick the box when you order and know that your 100 pennies are going toward not one, but two very important efforts that are being made toward relieving suffering on this planet.

Keep checking back to our new Social/Eco-Action page for more info and updates!

Next now for a completely different kind of sponsorship…

 

Our latest Sponsorship Call Out has finished up with a fabulous collection of special dreadie kids who were getting no respect until they came to us - hey, you know us, we just give it away! A big welcome to the following brand-new Sponsored KnottyKidz.

Acid from Fashion Bomb – goth band extraordinaire, more at www.fashionbomb.net
Tiffany Morgan and Love, Peace and Dye – tie-dying divas and animal advocates, more at www.lovepeaceanddye.com
Chef “Sideshow” Percy Ochosa – dreadie chef in Vancouver cooking up a dreadful storm, more on our Sponsorship page

We’ll be posting more pics, quirks and hilarity about these crazy kids all up on our website here so check back shortly!

As you can see, all submissions for Sponsorship are welcome and considered. We love, love, love to see what you’re all up to and we love being able to help by providing Knotty Boy products, apparel and website promotion. Just in case you didn’t know, our little website is a behemoth of internet connectivity with over 21,000 unique visitors each and every week! Whew - that’s a lot of company!

To get in on the sponsorship action, check out our Sponsorship page for everything you’ll need to know. Submit to us NOW to be considered for the next round - submit we say!

 

Yes, the season of jingle-jangle, tummy-stretching family dinners, tinny holiday music and toys, toys, TOYS is almost upon us (and it’s not even Thanks-frickity-giving for you Yankees yet!). Add to that the possibility of receiving a plethora of Knotty Boy goodies from your friends and family, and you get excellent nappiness of the season.

Our ubber-popular Dreadlock All-In-One Starter Kits and Maintenance Kits for New and Mature Locks are super ideas for that special dreadhead who might appreciate a little pampering just for their mane (and bonus for you, they’ll smell HEAVENLY). Also be sure to check out our verrrry Knotty camisole/undies sets, cozy hoodies and wide range of gorgeous handblown glass beads and other accessories.

To give Knotty Boy gear as a gift we have added a FREE special gift-wrapping and sending option to our Knotty Boy Shopping Cart. Just place the order, fill out the required info on your Check Out page, and you will receive your receipt via email whilst we send the luck receiver a box full of goodies, wrapped up in starry clear cello, ribbon and a beautiful Knotty gift tag with your message on it.


Please note Holiday shipping cut-off deadlines:
All US and International Christmas gift orders must be placed before December 1st
in order to be delivered before Dec. 25th! Canada, you’ve got a few extra days to spare
but the longer you wait, the greater risk you run of not receiving it in time.
 

 

Could these be more RAD? A custom-made winter hat exclusively for dreads and so cute we could scream. Along with ‘cute’ we also definitely include ‘hot on guys’ - we especially want to see these on our nappy boys. Side openings provide ventilation and poke-out-ability for your locks while the wooly 100%-recycled sweater fabric keeps you cozy. Braided toggles allow the hat to be tied snug in place or hang loose for that Nepalese Sherpa look. Machine-washable and durable, these are an excellent solution for winter chills and waning hotness (see above ‘hot on guys’ comment).

Don’t forget to check out all the rest of our brilliant winter toppers for your lid here.

 

Knotty Brianna was far too swamped getting all our stores stocked for the holidays to provide us with her usual witty and in-depth commentary about winter sports and dreads. Suffice it to say you might be skating on thin ice if you don’t stick your helmet over your noggin o’ dreads for the winter sports, period! It’s worth investing in a larger helmet that fits over your new dreadlocks if you’re into hockey, snowboarding and other extreme winter sports. Furthermore, whilst sledding you’d be de-luge-inal if you don’t tuck all your dreads into your new Knotty winter headgear (by the way, see below for all about our NEW Knotty Pilot Hats)! Yep, it might all go downhill for you from there. *snicker* Also, if you haven’t tried it yet, consider picking up a bottle of our Knotty Boy Peppermint Cooling Moisture Spray for a minty shampooless freshen-up after sweating all day into said helmet or hat out in the winter sun or after playing sports. It’ll help cool your scalp and prevent itchies, too!

Also, (Brianna shouts from her desk) watch out for those tricky little Velcro do-ups on lots of ski and snowboarding jackets. Dreads LOVE to stick to Velcro and then you have to rip them out which, in her eloquent words, “sucks”! Have fun out there in the white stuff, if you have any!

Well, that’s it for us. We’ve gotta get back to trying to get all your orders out (and by the way, for all of you who have experienced any of our shipping ‘problems’ during our move to the new warehouse, THANK YOU for your extreme patience).

Thank you for all your wonderful support over the past seven years! This last year has been another great one for us and we look forward to bringing you even more Knotty-ness and good fun in the next!

Happy Holidays! Feliz Navidad! Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah! Vesele Vanoce! Maligayan Pasko!
Milad Majid! Sung Tan Chuk Ha! Shuvo Naba Barsha! Mitho Makosi Kesikansi! God Jul!
Zalig Kerstfeast! Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad! Sawadee Pee Mai! Joyeux Noel!
Naya Saal Mubarak Ho! Natale hilare et Annum Faustum! Kala Christouyenna! Mele Kalikimaka!
Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto! Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova! Nollaig Shona Dhuit!
Meri Kirihimete! Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom!
Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun! Nadolig Llawen!

… Almost thought we forgot about the free crap, didncha! Lastly and bestly, here’s…

 

Pick up $20 worth (before shipping) of Knotty Boy stuff from the website, yep, anything your little heart desires, and if you can identify and translate any of the above languages besides the English silly, we will send you a FREE  four-pack with your order. Just copy and paste this text into the Comments area of your order form: “Hey! I’m a eZiner and the phrase [above phrase here] means ‘_________’ in [language here]. One Lasqui-Tea Island Chai for me, please!’ Just don’t drink it - it’s for your thirsty dreads!

Take care, everyone! We’ll see you in the New Year – 2006!! (Hey, ‘member how we thought the world would end in 2000? hehee)

The Knotty Crew
 


 

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